Top Ten Reasons Vincent is heading to Dallas

10. Enough with muffins, what is Texas toast?
9. On the way there (or back) he’s got to see Underground Atlanta, do they have a Whispering Gallery?
8. Wants to meet JR.
7. Wants to ride the Bull at Gilley’s.
6. Had to find out for himself what an “Aggie” is.
5. After years of being the “Specter of Central Park” he wants to know the hullabaloo about the Chupacabra.
4. Wants to see Devin rope a steer at the Mesquite Championship Rodeo.
3. Shakespeare in the Park, he and Catherine could make out on their blanket, First base only.
2. Wants custom made chaps, because Catherine mentioned them.
1. Because Catherine will be there!
 
Rusty Hough Bader


Top Ten Ways You Know You’re at a BatB Con

10. You’re exhausted, but you can’t go to sleep any more than you could on Xmas eve when you were 6.
9. You worry that the empty suitcase you brought for all the things you’ll be bringing home won’t be nearly big enough.
8. You have room for one more at your table, so you invite Bubba to join you. And he accepts.
7. When you’re lost, you can yell, “Vincent!” and wait for someone else to yell, “Catherine!” then follow the voice until you find each other.
6. When they’re about to open the dealer’s room, you hover like a vulture waiting for the roadkill to stop twitching.
5. While watching a certain faded, grainy bit of video (that doesn’t exist), all the oxygen in the room disappears in one huge collective sigh.
4. By Tuesday, your hotel room looks like a cross between a cookie factory and a college dorm.
3. Bubba’s on a couch in the lobby reading a paperback, but the only thing that seems odd is that it’s neither Dickens nor Shakespeare.
2. Your ribs hurt, but you can’t stop hugging!
And the Number One way you know you're at a BatB con is
1. You don’t wanna go home!

Laura Goist


Top Ten Reasons You Get Sucked into Fandom


10. You remember you REALLY liked a show called Beauty and the Beast when you were younger.
9. One day you decide to search on the Internet to see if there are any other people out there who maybe remember the show too.
8. You stumble across a couple of sites that contain something called fan fictionand decide to read one story, just to see what this fan fiction stuff is all about.
7. You then read EVERY story you can find online.
6. You frantically search for every music video you can find on YouTube.
5. You join a list or three of like-minded people who love the show.
4. You go from lurker to posting your thoughts about episodes and characters.
3. You begin to feel a part of a community of people from all over the world who become like a big extended family.
2. You realize the first thing you do each morning is check for messages from your B&B pals, check websites for new postings, and you begin to "think" B&B - noticing the many things in your daily life that remind you of the show.
1. And the Number One reason you get sucked into fandom: Vincent

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