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Episode Title Silliness Responses on BBTV
(By episode order
Drop one letter:
Once Upon a Tim in the City of New York: The little-known "lost pilot"
of BB, wherein the person saved by Vincent was a guy from Brooklyn, and
the resulting Bonded relationship broke new ground for 1980s television.
(JoAnn)
Terrible Savor: William's latest recipe is awful but nobody Below wants
to tell him. (JoAnn)
No Way Don: Catherine meets a new man, Don. Vincent has a heart-to-heart
chat with Don. (Juanita)
The Bast Within: Narcissa reveals to Vincent that he contains the spirit
of the Egyptian goddess of sensual pleasure. (JoAnn)
Nor Ron bars a Cage: Unedited hidden camera footage of Ron Koslow
locking the women writers out of the meeting room after a heated
argument on how long after giving birth women can have sex.. (Vicky)
Son of Orpheus : who is or who was Tunnel dweller Eurydice? what's up
with her family? (Claire)
Ark Spirit – A major Topside cataclysm leaves
the Tunnel folk protected but pretty much on their own. (Claire)
Shads of Grey: The children Below go on a fishing trip to the Nameless
River. (JoAnn)
Hades of Gray: The tale of the time the Greek god of the Underworld
headed up to Below for a vacation, meeting all the Tunnel dwellers, who
decide that maybe, just maybe, stories about him are not quite so
black-and-white as they've been led to believe. (Laura)
China Moo: Vincent and Catherine saddle up to rescue Lin Wong from a
herd of rampaging Holsteins terrorizing the streets of Chinatown.
(Laura)
Chia Moon: A documentary about Mouse's month-long attempt to grow his
chia pet Below without sunlight. (Laura)
Don to a Sunless Sea: Vincent escorts Don to the seashore on the pretext
of showing him how much Catherine enjoyed her trip to a distant shore.
Don doesn't return.... (Juanita)
To Rein in Hell : The Abyss is a portal and a Slayer is needed...
(Claire)
A Happy Lie: In this sequel to Remember Love, Vincent finally gets his
trip to Connecticut with Catherine by telling Father and the community
he's going on tunnel repair to the Nameless River. (Vicky)
She's Ashes: Catherine discovers why Tamara never ventures Above during
the day, when she accidently exposes her to the sunlight shining in the
Chamber of the Falls. (Linda)
Go Bless The Child: Friar Tuck joins the Tunnel dwellers and promptly
baptises all the children. (linda)
Dad of Winter: Father is outed by several helpers of being the
biological father of Samantha, Kipper and Geoffrey. (Allison)
A Far And Perfect Knight: Michael applies and is accepted for college at
the University of Oxford, in England. (Linda)
A Fair And Perfect Night: Catherine finally gets her wish when Vincent
visits her balcony, and a sudden ice storm prevents him from going back
Below. (Linda)
Sticks and Tones: As the teenagers create their own version of a 'garage
band,' the adults seriously consider placing the Silence on Catherine
for bringing a drum set Below. (JoAnn)
Ticks and Stones: When two of the children come down with 'cave fever',
Vincent discovers they were playing with their pet bat, which was
infested with ticks. To prevent the spread of the fever, Father decreed
a nightly "tick check" which led to some interesting interactions among
some of the tunnel dwellers. (Linda)
Bothers: Catherine has had enough of the lack of privacy in Vincent's
chamber and enlists Mouse's help with warning systems. (Vicky)
Bothers: When Vincent and Father tell each
other the "little things" that bother them about each other, things
escalate quickly (JoAnn)
A gentle ran: The story of Lena's failed attempts to get into Vincent's
bed. (Vicky)
When the Bluebird Sins: After Catherine finds out that Vincent contains
the spirit of the Egyptian goddess of sensual pleasure, all bets are off
on that balcony.... (JoAnn)
A Distant Sore: While exploring Vincent's body one night, Catherine
becomes very concerned about an ingrown claw she discovers on his little
toe. (Linda)
Tail: Catherine discovers one of Vincent’s little secrets. (Allison)
The EST is Silence: The Tunnel dwellers decide to stay on Eastern
Standard Time year-round...because there's no "daylight savings" to be
had Below. (JoAnn)
Changing one letter of the title:
ONCE UPON A TINE: William gets his own cooking show. (Janet)
"Liege": Vincent is officially crowned King. Take that, Elliot!
(And you too, Don!) Paracelsus fumes. Cathy makes a lovely
Queen, in spite of that nasty yeast thing. (Cindy)
Seize ...the day. (Claire)
No Day Down: With Vincent in bed from a small accident, Father sets up
false walls to keep Catherine from visiting with her much needed TLC.
(Vicky)
No Way Gown: Catherine decides the dress she had selected for Winterfest
is slightly too risque to wear. (JoAnn)
No Way Sown : For whom there is nothing to reap from the
action of running in circles. (Claire)
"The Yeast Within" : Catherine gets an embarrassing infection. In
no way is Don implicated, but Vincent wants to beat the crap out of him,
anyway, just because. (Cindy)
Nor Iron Bats a Cage : Vincent finds some luxury basement. Welcome to
Gotham City. (Claire)
"Dark Sprite" - A mischievous fairy is playing tricks on the tunnel
dwellers and causing mass confusion. (Barbara)
Dank Spirit: William tries to make wine for Winterfest, but the
fermentation goes off and he's got a full vat of vinegar. (CB)
Lark Spirit: Sonnet XXIX, transfigured. (Claire)
Lark spirit: Between the nightingale and the lark. (Claire)
Shaves of Gray: Father gets a whole new look when Kipper goes to barber
college. (JoAnn)
Shaves of Gray : Oh Jacob, your cheeks look so soft. (Claire)
Shades of Glad : An irresistible crescendo of mirth and gratitude.
(Claire)
Never: The things Father says I can never have. (Claire)
A Happy Wife: Mary gets a very special proposal... (Vicky)
A Hippy Life: Mouse finds a large stash of 'reefers', hands them out to
everyone, changes his name to "Weed", and everyone starts calling their
community a commune. (Linda)
"A Hoppy Life" : Mouse has taken in some wild rabbits to keep Arthur
from being lonely, but things get out of hand when they begin to
multiply." (Barbara)
A Hoppy Life." : Catherine finds a bunny costume. Yes, THAT
kind of bunny costume... (Cindy)
A Sappy Life : Devin has a cabin in the Canadian forest... time to get
to work. (Claire)
Remember Rove : Devin writes a travel guide book/memoir. (JoAnn)
God Bless the Chill : Catherine is happy because snuggling is mandatory
when the weather turns cold. (JoAnn)
A Fir and Perfect Knight: Catherine is having trouble wrangling a
Christmas tree into the tunnels. Vincent feels her frustration and comes
to the rescue. (Barbara)
A Fur and Perfect Night: Vincent gives Catherine a beautiful raccoon
coat to keep her warm as the stargaze on a cold winter's night. ... but
has anyone seen Arthur lately? (Barbara)
"The Witcher" : An itinerant monster slayer turns up in the tunnels
looking for the legendary 'Beast' that is said to lurk there and comes
face to face with Vincent reading poetry to Catherine. (Barbara)
A Distant Score: Devin finally finds love on the of slopes of
Kilimanjaro. (Barbara)
A Distant Snore: While spending a night Below in the guest chamber,
Catherine has trouble sleeping because of the loud noises from the
chambers down the tunnel. She HOPES it's someone snoring. (Linda)
A Distant Shire: A whimsical tale of Vincent and Catherine finding four
furry-footed Hobbits who've journeyed far to convert the tunnels to the
way of Second Breakfast. The children, Mouse, and Arthur are all instant
fans but will William and Father's resistance be overcome? (Laura)
A Kingdom by the Tea : The Tunnel folks start a specialty shop Above,
but find they keep drinking the profits. (JoAnn)
A Singdom by the Sea : The terrible, horrible, no good, very bad things
that happened when Mouse found and fixed a karaoke machine... (Laura)
What Rouge, Beast? : Vincent runs into problems with make-up when he
trods the boards as an actor in productions Below. (JoAnn)
Not quite right with the rule but still fun:
No Day Gown : V's sheer and sleeveless dreams. (Claire)
Fervor: To Catherine's surprise, there's a great deal of excitement
Below when it comes to a World Series 'Subway Series'. (CB)
"Ozzy-man, See us." : Ozzy Osborne gets lost in the tunnels. No
one is much surprised by this. Sharon comes down and hauls him
out, but swears she will never reveal this on "The View." Ozzy has
no idea what's happening. This is normal for Ozzy. (Sorry
gang. I couldn't resist.) (Cindy)
"Asses, Asses" : A traveling circus is suddenly missing all of their
donkey's. Father discovers that Mouse has hidden them in the Great Hall.
Mouse insists they were 'found' not 'taken'. (Barbara)
Itches, Itches: Fleas! (CB)
Trail: Vincent gets to Catherine's balcony and finds a piece of clothing
on the ground. And another poking out of the open balcony door. And
another just inside the door... (CB)
"The Rest is Science" : Mary attempts to teach the Tunnel Children where
babies come from, but she is too embarrassed. (Barbara)
"The Rest is Séance" : On Halloween the tunnel children hold a séance
and Kristopher shows up to the party with several ghostly friends.
(Barbara)
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